What kinds of interesting things have you found when you've opened up units to inventory them for auctions?

We once opened a big unit and right in the front, there was a huge box labeled "PORN" in great big black letters. (The guy paid it off before auction or that could have been an interesting sale. LOL!)

We sold another unit for $35. The buyer got a nice computer system, a new electric guitar in a case, and 3 sealed boxes filled with signed baseball cards in plastic cases and autographed baseballs. Pretty good deal, I'd say.

What kinds of interesting things have you found?