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    Tom Litton is offline Senior Member
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    Default Storage Jokes...

    A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table eating breakfast.

    Husband: "Hey, hun, will you do me a favor?"

    Wife: "Sure, what babe?"

    Husband: "When I pass away, will you sell all my stuff in the storage unit?"

    Wife: "Why would you want me to do that hun?"

    Husband: "Because I don't want some jerk using my stuff!"

    Wife: "Don't worry hun, I won't marry a jerk again!"

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    So, Tom. When did you meet my first wife?
    Bob Taylor (Astro)
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    Disclaimer: What Gina said....'cause the the cheese fell of my cracker.

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    LOL! Hey, Tom, when did you meet my first husband?
    The customer isn't always right, the trick is making them think they are!

    Shannon

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    A customer walks into a self storage office to rent a unit. While renting the unit, the manager says "Mam, I need to see two forms of picture ID." The customer angrily dug through her purse, found her drivers license, grabbed a pair of scissors from the counter and cut her ID in half. The customer said "Here ya go..."

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    A storage manager was sweeping and cleaning on the main aisle. The garbage truck drove in the gate, picked up the dumpster, dumped it and began to leave. The manager started chasing the garbage truck with more garbage in her hand and yelled "Hey, am I too late for the garbage?" The quick witted trash truck driver yelled "Oh, no ma'am, just jump right on in here!"

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    Two lawyers, both tenants at a self storage facility walked into a storage office, sat down and began eating their sack lunches. The manager said "Hey guys, you can't eat your lunches in my office!" The two attorney's looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and exchanged lunches.

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    A woman sat in the car, while her husband visited his storage locker to collect his tuba. After about 10 minutes she became impatient and decided to go in and find out what was taking so long. She found him sitting on a 2 cube hunched over an old photo of his first car. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at it. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye.

    "What's the matter dear? Why are you just sitting in the locker?" she asked.

    "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

    "Yes I do." she replied.

    "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

    "Yes Yes I do." she replied.

    "Do you remember your father - when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail.”

    “Yes I do”, she replied.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " I would have gotten out today."

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    Default Re: Storage Jokes...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jughead View Post
    Two lawyers, both tenants at a self storage facility walked into a storage office, sat down and began eating their sack lunches. The manager said "Hey guys, you can't eat your lunches in my office!" The two attorney's looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and exchanged lunches.
    I love this one, and I love this thread.
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