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  • What will they say
    4 men are sitting around a campfire discussing life.

    1 asks a question of the other 3; "what do you want people to say at your funeral?"

    The second man says, "He was a great guy that you could always count on"

    The third man says "Boy was he old"

    The fourth says "Hey look, he's moving!"
    "Never let the inmates run the asylum!"

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    • The officer said I was staggering.
      I said he was very handsome as well.
      We laughed and laughed.
      I need bail money.
      "Never let the inmates run the asylum!"

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      • "Never let the inmates run the asylum!"

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        • "Never let the inmates run the asylum!"

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          • Sneaky Grandma
            A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Michael's Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

            The operator said "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?"

            The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

            The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."

            After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr.Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."

            The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."

            The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

            The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me anything!"
            "Never let the inmates run the asylum!"

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            • "Never let the inmates run the asylum!"

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              • "Never let the inmates run the asylum!"

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