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Jokes & Humor: The Folks of DG

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    I was playing with this for KendraSue's post and it's sort of a spinoff of what we think others look like. I was having so much fun with it that it kept growing. lol But I think my mind has blown a gasket I can't think of more.
    These are the ones that came to mind easy so I thought everybody could add others of DG to it and maybe we can get everybody.

    There is a place that I call home
    I knew once I found it I no longer needed to roam
    My friends are here
    And all the garden advice I need is near.

    Oh geez where do I do I start
    Everybody has such a place in my heart
    Dave our fun loving Webmaster
    Always they’re when we need an answer

    Trish our garden mistress
    Has proved she is quite the seamstress
    Coco the queen of cook
    Is making us our recipe book.

    Aimee, which has been through so much
    Helps us all keep in touch.
    Roadrunner oh what a treat
    She always has chocolate to eat.

    Redrose a beauty through and through
    You never know what gift she will bring to you.
    TiG has a heart big as gold
    Don’t believe if somebody else told ya it ain’t so

    Badseed is my friend and I know will be there
    I can count on her when nobody else cares.
    Nana is a one of a kind
    I don’t think a better friend I would ever find.

    Eyes if a piece of art
    And will always have a special place in my heart.
    GoVols is our garden helper
    The plants database wouldn’t be what it is with out her.

    Then there is sweet PoppySue without her I don’t know what we would do.
    Always they’re to answer any question for you.
    Calalily is also the best
    She really puts us to a test.

    Crimson feels so alone
    But I am sure we can make her feel at home
    Zany is such a hoot
    Because you know she don’t give a toot.

    Mike is ready for anything
    You never know what to the party he will bring
    Shoe with his stories so true
    Can always but a smile on your face when you’re blue.

    Louisa we have missed you since you have roamed
    To visit your loved ones far away from home.
    Lisa is our Cajun queen
    Market growers beware because with this she is very keen.

    Flowox has such offered so much
    With all her seed packets and such
    Gardenwife is our computer guru
    She is always there to help you.

    Gardenhubby is our chef on board
    He fixes steaks you will adore.
    Lilith is a lady true and sound
    Is always willing to help when she is around.

    Baa such a loving heart
    Always doing her part.
    Tim our passiflora expert
    All his pictures keep us alert.

    Azelea a wonderful grandmother you make
    No other could take your place.
    Jody our tried and true
    No garden would be complete without you.

    Paul is one of the best
    He puts our gardening knowledge to the test.
    Laura my friend from down under
    What adventure she has planned next I have to wonder.

    GRC our true southern gent
    Keeps us all rolling with his quick wit.
    Kelly a Master Gardner don’t ya know
    Can help with anything that grows.

    JSS a beauty through and through
    A rose she will always have for you
    Liz has given us our Hobbitt names
    But Brugs really are her claim to fame

    MaVie Rose with her charming insight
    Searches for answers day and night
    Sis with her quick wit of hydrangeas dreams
    But grows everything so it seems.

    Evert the youngest here by far
    But in this garden he’s a shining star.
    Weedwalker for her mom came to look
    For info on medicinal plants she’s better than a book.

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    Last edited by Amy_ISS; 7 March 2014, 09:59 AM.

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