He Loved Hearing His Own Voice
Ronald was sitting at the breakfast table one Sunday morning reading the USA Today entertainment section.
He had just read an article about a beautiful movie star who had announced that she was going to marry a football player, who was famous not only for...
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Pa! You need to fix the outhouse
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."...Leave a comment:
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The clothes swap for colder weather started about 2 weeks before Halloween. The holiday decorations gathering started about a week ago. Literally pickup truck loads of things leaving for the next destination of hanging up at homes. Then the need for urgency slows after the New Year and they will dribble...Leave a comment:
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In a word, "AIR". Had a tenant move out after his wife died and he had two large units that he had business files and furniture in. He was gone all of 3 months. He came back and wanted 2 more units of the same size because he now had a new girlfriend in his life and they would be moving and...Leave a comment:
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Drug use is everywhere because of the restrictions being lifted in so many states. Pot legal in so many states. GREAT! That will never lead to problems and not cause anyone to go down a lazy unhealthy path. Yea, right. Whoever thinks that drug use is a non-violent offense is kidding themselves. The...Leave a comment:
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Since when does anyone expect the politicians to take responsibility for anything. Not saying where, but in lots of states, you voted for them and now have to live with them. Especially the governor's that run an individual state. It is long past time to vote with your head and not just a party that...Leave a comment:
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The Head-on
A police officer was investigating an accident on a narrow, two-lane road in which the drivers had virtually hit head-on.
One driver, an extremely elderly woman, kept repeating, “He wouldn’t let me have my half of the road!”
After gathering as much information...Leave a comment:
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Genie Joke
There was a lonely man walking along a beach.
He comes across a bottle with a cork in it.
The man picks up the bottle and pulls out the cork.
A loud roar follows and a genie appears.
The genie says to the man, “I’m a little tired today...Leave a comment:
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Where's Gary?
Three friends had a buddy named Joe and he was an eternal optimist.
At every bad situation he would always say: ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright...Leave a comment:
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Isn't anything made in America?
Yesterday my wife was opening a box from Amazon ….. a new portable TV, Christmas present for one of our grandkids. So my wife says "Where in the hell is Antenna?" I said "Huh? I never heard of a place called Antenna." My wife responded …. "it...Leave a comment:
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Plus, you will always find them on the ground because what self respecting drug addict/user isn't also a pig when it comes to picking up after yourself.Leave a comment:
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If they can make a smart car that can drive over uneven ground, they can do the snow plow and a drive sweeper and it will even have drinks ready at the end of the day....Leave a comment:
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The one thing I noticed right away was that my units that went up for auction were bringing in more money than a live auction. I hope Bid13 doesn't forget about me because I haven't had an auction in over a year.Leave a comment:
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In an addendum, posted in the office, it says I will lock out the unit if tenant does not contact the manager when I am trying to reach them. That is not a lien. If during that process the late fees and other fees add up, so be it, right. I figure as long as I don't sell the contents I am honoring the...Leave a comment:
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Whoops
Whoops...
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Suzie stood and walked to the podium.
She said, "I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband, Frank, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum...Leave a comment:
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Bid13 for two reasons. 1. They charge the facility no fees. 2. The pics that the prospective buyer views at is a video and captured shots from that video.Leave a comment:
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The ultimate Christmas present for a storage facility manager, in a snow climate, that has everything.Leave a comment:
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So, is that saying the facility cannot enforce a lien and the fees associated with a lien but late fees and locking the unit is ok as long as contents are not sold during the outlined time frame? I can understand not selling contents but the fees should not be waved when they come back to either catch...Leave a comment:
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Dad, Call the Bank
My son called me at work to say I was to phone John at my bank.
The operator asked me what John’s last name was and I explained that he hadn’t left his surname.
When she asked for his department, I said I didn’t know.
“There are 500 employees...Leave a comment:
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English Humor: Did I Read That Right?
Did I read that sign right?
"TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW"
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN...Leave a comment:
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